Metallicahk... Brie Lovers

Seems that your favorite bunch of sellouts and mine, Metallica are gearing up for three free shows in one day in the lovely country of France - you know, the country that Christ was not born in... because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin... I'm wondering if this is their idea of charity, or something (would hate to be one of the crowd at that last show... well, who am I kidding? I wouldn't be in any of the crowds in the first place.). I've got an idea... why not while Metallica is in France being so kind as to play three free shows in one day... why don't they stay there? Please? Become the Jerry Lewises of the 21st century, okay? Stay there and be loved by them all... and eat puff pastries... and fois de gras... and sip little cups of coffee... okay, guys? please?

Listening to: Tom Waits - "Bone Machine" (1992)