I thought that "drummers beating on non-drum" shit went out in about 1994... but apparently not... There were these guys on Conan O'Brien recently called... well, let's not bother to name them... all with their day-glo black light get-ups... and... they were horrible... I'm talkin', "Holy shit, that sucked" horrible... It was possibly the most boring exhibition of percussion, like, ever. "Oh, wow... you beat on a garbage can with the exact same pattern for about three and a half minutes... and you... YOU! You switched from a pickle barrel to a car tire rim... amazing..." ZZZzzzzzZzZZZzzzzzzzz...

Listening to: The Police - "I Burn For You"